Gullible's Travels, Etc

In Short

First published in 1917, Gullible's Travels, Etc. collects five satirical stories narrated by a plain-spoken Chicago husband dragged into high-society climbing by his ambitious wife. Across trips to the Palm Beach winter resorts, high-priced evenings at the grand opera, and high-stakes suburban auction bridge clubs, the narrator dryly chronicles their expensive misadventures among the wealthy. Ring Lardner’s classic collection endures for its flawless capture of early twentieth-century American vernacular, its sharp eye for middle-class social anxieties, and its timeless depiction of ordinary people spending money they do not have to impress people they do not even like.

The Story

The book traces five connected episodes of social aspiring through the eyes of its unpolished narrator. It begins with "Carmen," where the narrator and his wife lose seven dollars and fifty cents at rummy to their neighbors, the Hatches. To clear her conscience, Mrs. Hatch uses the winnings to buy cheap balcony tickets for the four of them to see the opera. Intimidated by the high-society box holders listed in the morning paper, the narrator’s wife demands they return the favor. The narrator attempts to outsmart his neighbors by buying two luxurious box seats for himself and his wife while banishing the Hatches to the balcony again. The evening descends into chaos as the couple endures a second opera, The Love of Three Kings, alongside a pretentious scenario writer named Bishop, only to realize the wealthy patrons care far more about displaying their expensive gowns than listening to the music.

Driven by a growing desire to mix with the city's elite, the couple stops going to neighborhood picture shows and turns to reading the Lake Shore Drive society columns. In "Gullible's Travels" and "The Water Cure," the narrator cashes in a modest windfall from stock speculation to finance a long-promised honeymoon trip to Palm Beach, Florida. Arriving at the grand seaside hotels, they suffer a series of mercenary surcharges for private bathhouses, beach chairs, and locker privileges under local dry laws. Their frantic efforts to rub shoulders with famous heiresses and Russian counts end in failure: the truly wealthy ignore them, while the only guests who offer friendly conversation are low-brow tourists eating heavy meals or fellow strivers lying about their own social standing. Broke and exhausted, they return home after paying an astronomical weekly bill.

The final stories, "Three Kings and a Pair" and "Three Without, Doubled," focus on the couple's home front. The narrator schemes to end a protracted, inconvenient romance between his wife's sister, Bess, and the freeloading writer Bishop by tricking them onto an overnight boat trip to St. Joseph, Michigan. Expecting closeness to breed irritation, the narrator's plan succeeds when the rough waters of Lake Michigan and long hours of boredom force the two to realize they cannot stand each other. Finally, seeking entry into an exclusive suburban auction bridge group, the couple takes private lessons and shuns their old friends, the Hatches, for lacking class. The elite club abruptly disbands to avoid accommodating them; shortly after, the narrator and his wife bump into the Hatches outside the neighborhood apartment building, discovering that the Hatches were invited to join the exclusive group instead, leaving the narrator and his wife entirely on the outside looking in.

How It Unfolds

The balcony opera After losing a casual rummy game, the narrator and his wife accept cheap balcony tickets to Carmen from their neighbors, starting a cycle of petty social competition.

A night in the boxes Determined to outshine their working-class friends, the narrator buys expensive box seats for another opera while abandoning his guests to the upper gallery, only to endure a long evening of incomprehensible music and posturing.

Heading south for class Flushed with stock-market gains, the couple travels to Palm Beach, expecting to enter high society but encountering endless resort fees and casual snobbery instead.

Rubbing shoulders on the sand The narrator's wife tracks socialites through lobby maids, while the narrator trades empty boasts with middle-class vacationers who pretend to belong to the elite.

The lake boat trap To break up an unwanted courtship between his sister-in-law and a parasitic writer, the narrator organizes a stormy boat trip across Lake Michigan, letting seasickness and proximity ruin the romance.

Learning the bid The couple attempts to master auction bridge to secure an invitation into a wealthy neighborhood card club, viewing their old friends as too unrefined for their new aspirations.

Left in the cold After being lied to and rejected by the elite card group, the couple discovers their unpretentious neighbors were accepted into the circle all along.

The People

• The Narrator: A sarcastic, practical Chicago husband who prefers baseball scores and local taverns to fine art. He reluctantly finances his wife's social ambitions, using sharp humor to survive the absurd costs and snobbery of high-society environments.
• The Missus (Clara): The narrator's status-seeking wife, who longs to escape her middle-class life. She studies society pages, mimics the fashions of the wealthy, and constantly pushes her husband into expensive outings to impress people who ignore her.
• Mr. Bishop: A pompous, self-described scenario writer who boasts of making ten thousand dollars a year. He sponges off the narrator's family, claims fluency in Latin, and talks endlessly about opera despite knowing very little.
• Jim and Mrs. Hatch: The couple's down-to-earth neighbors. Unbothered by social climbing, they dress plainly, enjoy card games, and effortlessly gain access to the very social circles the narrator and his wife fail to enter.
• Bess: The wife's sister from Wabash, Indiana, whose romantic infatuation with Bishop drives much of the domestic friction until a stormy lake excursion cures her affection.

In Its Own Voice

"If you didn't have the luck, what would you have?"

The narrator offers a blunt response when his neighbor Mrs. Hatch apologizes for winning seven dollars and fifty cents at a casual game of home rummy.

"They wasn't nobody talked to us only the waiters, but we could look as much as we liked and it was sport tryin' to guess the names o' the gang at the next table."

The narrator describes the couple's early attempts at high living by dressing up for dinner in expensive downtown Chicago hotels.

"I know what happened," I says. "They got acquainted!"

The narrator explains to his confused wife why her sister and the scenario writer suddenly broke off their romance following an overnight boat trip.

What It's Really About

Gullible's Travels, Etc. examines the psychological toll of American consumer culture and the anxiety of social climbing during the 1910s. Ring Lardner targets the delusion that money can instantly buy culture, prestige, or genuine connection. Beneath the comedic vernacular lies a clear critique of how modern life encourages ordinary people to abandon real friendships in pursuit of shallow validation from a wealthy class that regards them with total indifference. The stories illustrate how economic mobility often produces not happiness, but a persistent fear of looking cheap, leaving strivers vulnerable to exploitation by hotel clerks, ticket vendors, and fashionable frauds.

Why Read It Today

Ring Lardner remains one of the foundational voices of twentieth-century American humor, directly influencing writers like Ernest Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald. Modern readers will enjoy the book's dry, cynical wit and its remarkably fresh observations on flex culture, lifestyle inflation, and FOMO (fear of missing out)—phenomena that predated social media by a century.

The narrative is written entirely in period vernacular, heavy with early 1900s slang, deliberate grammatical errors, and phonetic spellings ("op'ra," "liberetto," "E-light"). Readers unfamiliar with baseball references of the era or early cinema history might occasionally need to adjust to the cadence. However, the dialogue moves at a rapid pace, and the narrator's deadpan delivery keeps the satire grounded. Gullible's Travels, Etc. offers an entertaining, sharply observed portrait of human vanity that feels just as relevant to contemporary status-seekers as it did to the hotel-dwellers of 1917.

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